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[Jun. 25th, 2009|10:15 pm] |
I accidentaly got a HJ in the gym's steam room today. People are so RUDE! Posted via LiveJournal.app. |
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[May. 14th, 2009|02:21 pm] |
I just shat this huge thing here at the Caribou cafe. It was so large that it stuck out the water. I hope I didn't get the swine flu for I barebacked the toilet. |
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[Feb. 14th, 2009|08:14 pm] |
So I'm at this loser fest for singe gays watching a movie and there is a denture queen making tsastke noises with his stuck popcorn. I have to go to the other room bows. Posted via LiveJournal.app. |
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[Jan. 14th, 2009|12:33 am] |
a) papa walking in on me and ___ b) Trotsky urinating on a netgear firewall and ruining it |
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[Jan. 12th, 2009|11:16 am] |
I am on a plane. It is long. It looks like a bic pen with wingS. Is that like panty liners with wingz? Lyps Planes are good for the world. They bing assholes to and fro and create pollution in the process. Moricheeba. Lyps. Posted via LiveJournal.app. |
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